Jul. 27th, 2010

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I had a nightmare last night that Nancy Grace tried to sue me for not buying anything at her yardsale.  She kept screaming and chasing me through her yard repeating that she needed to make one hundred dollars so she could buy herself a necklace.  She threatened to go into the house and get her gun and I distracted her so that the little old lady at the yardsale with me could get away to safety.  Luckily, in the dream I captured most of her craziness on the iPhone video camera and knew I'd be famous very quickly once I released the footage.

No I don't know what I ate last night that hated me this much.  No clue.  I am, however, giving up all food for the next month to ensure this level of horror never happens inside my skull ever again.

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