book_of_daniel: (stewie laser)
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Grip:  Get one.

Barbara Billingsley was not your mom.

Tom Bosley was not your dad.

They were TV entertainers being paid to do a job; a job they did well.  Barbara did not bake you and your cub scout troop cookies.  Tom did not teach you to ride a bike. 

They are dead.  Death is sad.  It's sad the way that everything and everyone dies.  It's not "ripping and tearing your clothes in anguish on the internet" sad.  If you had died first neither one of these two people would have paused in their day to write an online eulogy.

Death comes in threes.  I'm dreading it.  I swear if Florence Henderson or Andy Griffith dies in the next week I'm shutting down the damn interent.  Shutting the whole fucking thing down and it will stay down until people take their big boy and big girl pills and grow the hell up.

You're on notice, Henderson.  Don't even think about it. 

Date: 2010-10-19 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzygruf.livejournal.com
I saw a picture of Florence Henderson from some TV dancing show. From what I can tell from the pic, I think she actually died awhile ago.

Date: 2010-10-19 10:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] book-of-daniel.livejournal.com
Wesson oil is a preservative.

Date: 2010-10-19 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wescobear.livejournal.com
Ooh, do we get to vote? Can I suggest Zsa Zsa for next?

Date: 2010-10-20 01:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-10-20 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearhedded.livejournal.com
Have I ever mentioned my plan to put a mannequin, dressed as June Cleaver in my front yard?

She'll be holding the tray of glasses and pitcher, and on the illuminated glasses will appear; my house number!

Date: 2010-10-20 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikiedoggie.livejournal.com
Mr. C. raped my childhood.

Date: 2010-10-20 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
is that good or bad? I'm not clear.

;)

Date: 2010-10-20 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dendren.livejournal.com
I think their deaths so close to each other were suspicious. I think Ward and Mrs C should look in to whether they were connected...
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