Oct. 19th, 2010

book_of_daniel: (stewie laser)
Grip:  Get one.

Barbara Billingsley was not your mom.

Tom Bosley was not your dad.

They were TV entertainers being paid to do a job; a job they did well.  Barbara did not bake you and your cub scout troop cookies.  Tom did not teach you to ride a bike. 

They are dead.  Death is sad.  It's sad the way that everything and everyone dies.  It's not "ripping and tearing your clothes in anguish on the internet" sad.  If you had died first neither one of these two people would have paused in their day to write an online eulogy.

Death comes in threes.  I'm dreading it.  I swear if Florence Henderson or Andy Griffith dies in the next week I'm shutting down the damn interent.  Shutting the whole fucking thing down and it will stay down until people take their big boy and big girl pills and grow the hell up.

You're on notice, Henderson.  Don't even think about it. 

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