The Culling of Morning Glory Circle

There's nothing worse then when the wrong element moves into your neighborhood.  Oblivious to how much their kind is unwelcome, they make themselves at home living the welfare life on your dime and just breed, and breed, and breed.  Before you know it their little brown bastards are roaming all over your property when they think you're not looking; trying to find a way to break into your house and take what's yours as their own.  Garbage starts appearing all over the neighborhood and the thieving sons of bitches will walk off with whatever they can lay their hands on.  Unlike the other neighbors, these stay up all night pounding and screaming all over the block and eventually you get to the point where you dont even feel safe outside your house at night because you've seen the videos...heard the stories...of how mean and dangerous they can be. 

( I stop being liberal when my property values are threatened... )