Darwin says...

Dear America:

Can we please stop hiking, site seeing, boating, souvenir shopping, and generally going walkabout around North Korea and Iran now please?  This shit getting a little fucking ridiculous and showing the world you're a shining example of Darwinism does not entitle anyone to an ex-President bailout.

"Hey.  I'm a few miles from the North Korean border.  My common sense is tingling so maybe I'm in danger.   I should get my ass out of here  before another American leader has to humble himself in front of the goddamn world."

okthanxbyebye