Evil sends a chat

Me

i havent cut the grass in 3 weeks...I havent had to...its too dry

5:04pmJack

well aren't we lucky

5:05pmMe

your sarcasm is lost over the background noise of tornado sirens right now...lol

5:06pmJack

oh my

are you already downstairs?

5:07pmMe

no but i go on high alert during wind storms listening for things to break..

5:09pmMe

poppa needs new insurance paid siding

5:17pmJack

hmmm, what're the chances?

5:18pmMe

bah..the sirens went off...hope fading...lol

5:26pmMe

so if you get a text or see a facebook post that says...trapped in basement..send help...you should feel safe to spring into action.. :-)

5:28pmJack

I will

I'll go ahead and laugh for a bit

then I'll call someone in another state from you

but don't worry...you'll get help

5:29pmMe

Lordie I cant wait to sign the Do Not Resuscitate order on you one day...

I'm going to dot the I in Daniel with a little heart

5:30pmJack

please don't stick the pen under your arm and then sniff it

5:31pmMe

no..I'll need to keep at least one hand free to hold you under the pillow

Jack

at least it'll be done with luv

I wouldn't want any other friend to euthanize me

5:38pmMe

yeah...I was going to hold a bidding war...thought maybe I'd make some extra cheddar..but some pleasures I reserve for myself because...you my friend... are worth it.